a chocolate martini 'sounds good'

i have asked a friend to remind me that chocolate martinis are NEVER a good idea. or maybe i should say, it could be a good idea if it's the only thing you'll drink that evening, and by that i mean just one. this is how i've come to this conclusion. everyone deserves a treat now and again and when on a dinner date with big daddy recently, i ordered one. this is after a few glasses of wine, i might add. they're fancy looking and quite damm good. here's the problem, it is ALL alcohol and so fulla sugar that you will most assuredly be hungover in the am. a headache on a school day does not bring me joy. hahaha

Cheers to 2021, without chocolate martinis for me.

i am giving myself a headache re-reading this... anyone agree?